The sh*t he's gotten away with. We don't even know the half of it. Can you imagine what kind of guilt he's got underneath the real-life orange fatsuit?
How else do you explain wanting so badly to get caught? His walk-backs are pathetic, and I think he knows it. Every fetish involves discipline... Wanting to get slapped on the ass with a magazine... wanting to get peed on.
Was it that he didn't get enough discipline as a kid, or that discipline was his only means of love? I choose the former, because the latter is too sad. I don't want to feel sad when I think about little Donnie. I prefer to laugh or at least feel angry. But sad? Yeah, I guess you could feel sad for anyone. Imma save my sadness for all the victims of his deranged behavior. And there are many.
The hours I've spent psychoanalyzing this psycho... I need help. But not as badly as he does.
Okay, I'm gonna start by demanding (with loving discipline) that my kids get in the bath.